The world defines a Simp as a simple person who lacks common sense; a fool or a simpleton. Or as slang for a man who foolishly overvalues and defers to a woman, putting her on a pedestal. The real definition of a Simp is any fool that attacks another man for sticking up for a woman that was victimized.
George: Jane was drunk again, so I told her to get lost. She didn't listen, so I knocked her out.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
Carl: You're not much of a man if you if didn't show her out the door. I mean, how hard is it to remove a teetering drunk woman?
Chad: Hey! Don't talk to my brother George like that! You know nothing about Jane!
Carl: I know enough about her from stories I heard from the locals, so shut your damn mouth you Simp.
by Apollyon the Kenite July 30, 2020
by One of thee bois March 11, 2020
1. A derogatory term referring to a person, typically male but can also be female, who has an unrequited crush on a content creator, character or celebrity (typically female). The simp usually donates money to their crush, has pictures of them posted on their wall and some write fanfiction of them. They do not take criticism to their crush well and will defend them constantly in hopes of gaining the crush’s affections.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
2. A word children use to describe any male who interacts even slightly positively with a female. Men who are just friends with women, who hold doors open for them out of politeness or even just shows common decency toward them are at risk of being called a simp.
1. “I don’t really like Belle Delphine-“
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
Simp: “Shut up you have terrible taste in content I’m never talking to you again.”
“ok simp”
2. “Your hair looks nice today, Rebecca.”
Some Kid: “ok simp”
“Dude thats my cousin.”
by Auntie Cleo February 23, 2021
by Gecko man September 27, 2020
A dude that bends over backwards to please a chick they like with the girl often having no interest in the guy with him trying desperately anyways. Who is willing to defend and give an arm and a leg for her approval or hopes of a relationship/sex and stand up his boys or his own stuff for her.
by Xen0Senpai99 August 26, 2020