Seempa

a dark chocolate athletic transvestite

girl:Seempa!

boy: yes

girl: Nuk! (milk)

by DEFININTIONMANG March 28, 2010

shampafro

Noun: the giant, foamy afro resulting from using too much shampoo to wash your hair.

I shamplopped so severely that the resulting shampafro was downright insane!

by theoceanfrog June 17, 2010

Shampion Shampoo

Shampoo that gives people real results for longer luscious looking flow

yo check out that bros flow it's sick, people should call him floseidon,he must be using Shampion Shampoo

by Flowmaster9000 February 22, 2011

shampoodildo

sending pictures that were false. Usually a person who sends a picture around, making people believe its something else.

To send a shampoodildo picture pertending an object is really another being wide.

by Dr. knobal September 27, 2011

Shamp

An accelerated shump

"I just shamped all over the wall. It was so fast I nearly died."

by BlackFalcon448 January 6, 2012

sempla-fi

I love our Marines, but this is the one Marine in particular that is the dumbass of the group. The one who needs explanation of every detail in every situation.
The one who basis his only value and identity being enlisted in the USMC.
The drunk guy at the bar you have to pull aside and explain for 45 minutes why he can't kill people for looking at him funny.
The one who constantly preaches K.I.S.S (keep it simple stupid)
The guy that hasn't served in the USMC in over 20 years but always claims "once a Marine, always a Marine" or "Former Marine".
The one who demands perfection but is far from it!

Im a "devil dawg". Oh yeah? When did you serve? "30 years ago in Vietnam." you mean you were a devildawg?? "Former Devil Dawg son, get it straight." ok , let me Sempla-Fi something for you. Vietnam ended in the 70's

by SecondGlance May 2, 2014

shampoo the baby

Basically used to describe the process of having sexual entercourse with a pregnant woman.

- What did you do last night?
- It was amazing! I brougth this pregnant chick home. I'm pretty sure I'll shampoo the baby sooner than expected.

by Tcheikovski January 19, 2017