a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
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Get the Love shart mug.Making a hasty exit upon realizing that the flatulence you just greased out was in fact moist feces. This may send any fart tasters in the vicinity into a frenzied state.
Ian clenched his buttocks in the hopes of containing a sloppy shart, and awkwardly left the room, but his scram shart did not go unnoticed.
by Captain Catsquid July 19, 2014
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"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
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"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
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Get the sperm shart mug.Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
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