Schmuck

N. a foolish/ contemptible person and or complete fucking werido that send pictures of his jizz on their chest.

Noah riddle is the biggest schmuck.

by Hunter.smitty June 9, 2022

Schmitler

A not very nice guy who is tring to immitate "TheBadGermanGuyFromWW2" without getting banned.

Mr. Schmitler tried to convince the police that his name was totally legit.

by OperatorRet July 23, 2022

Schmetzer

Penis

Dennis took out his schmetzer and waved it around the shop like a victory flag

by Yimmythefitz October 24, 2022

Schmuckette

A person that always takes your pens or pencils

Can you stop being a schmuckette and give me back my pencil?

by Oxen December 14, 2022

Schlutt

n. A person of loose morals, or overtly sexual. See slut.

Used jokingly, casually or non-offensively. Often an endearing 'insult' or response amongst friends.
Used ironically or out of context.

Chums discussing plans:
Shaniqua: "So after I drop off the kids, I'll head over. Order something, and I'll pay for dinner."
Chartreuse: "Hankering anything?"
Shaniqua: "No, not really- I'm easy."
Chartreuse: "Schlutt."

Sigourney and Violet are observing Sigourney's adorable 2-year old Katelynne throwing her dress up over her head.
Sigourney: "Honey, what a silly girl you are!"
Violet: "What a schlutt."

by Antidoltist March 10, 2023

Schmetterling, Wyoming

the town where the innocent go to lie.

Residents of Schmetterling, Wyoming are rumored to be in the Witness Protection Program.

by TheARTisUS_dotcom May 14, 2023

schmitage

When your ball sack sticks to your leg.

I’m only sticking my hand down my pants to fix a nasty case of schmitage.

by Mzungu Kamau July 26, 2024