Brown Scarf

Brown Scarf was first discovered in 1131, when Archibald J Purchase convened his usual friday meeting with a 'lady of the night'. Not wanting to rush things on this particular occasion, Archi poured wine and had food brought to dine upon with his guest. After wine, food and banter, Archibald and his guest fell into slumber. Awoken some 4 hrs later by his amorous guest, Archi engaged in carnal shenanigans of the style doggily, but upon the 27th stroke, aimed his lance too far northward, entering hallowed ground. Upon withdrawing, Archi observed that around his princely helm, was a scarf of brownest feculance. "Brrrown Scarf!" He exclaimed, before vomiting into the asscrack and passing out.

Prudence NumbSkalleon: I'm feeling both naughty and cold tonight, Cedric.
Cedric: Oh yes my dear? If you give me a Brown Scarf, p'raps i shall return the favor.

by TheSaltergeist December 26, 2020

scarfer

Self-Care Apathy Resulting From Existence of Relationship. Refers to someone who lets go after they become established with another person. Can be used as a noun or verb as seen in examples below.

1: Dude, what happened to Mia? She's been coming in with sweatpants all week.
2: She became a scarfer ever since she got engaged.

1: Is Joe getting fat?
2: He's been scarfing ever since he got married.

by yosupsupsup May 25, 2013

scharlow

The lower flap on a meaty vagina. Also used as an insult.

Jane: "ow, that hurt, i just stepped on my sharlow because i have such huge vagina lips."

by crank May 4, 2005

Schafle Hunden

Background: U.S. Marines are know by the Germans, during the battle of Belleau Wood in WWI, as Teufel Hunden (Devil Dog).

Schafle Hunden: Puppy Dog - A slang German term for a scared young puppy dog.

Come here Schafle Hunden!

by U.S. Marine Gunnery Sergeant June 12, 2016

Scarfing

Having anal sex until it hurts.

I was scarfing that girl all last night, now she is sore.

by Scarfer January 31, 2010

schaff logic

that which is 100% contradictory to actual truth or logic/ can be used by religiues figures such as brother.

that was schaff logic when she said the word hello had 46 letters in it

by JESUS CHRIST!!!!!! May 20, 2007

Scarfie

When you try to cover up your hickies with a scarf.

"Janice must of partied too hard last night. Now she's chucking a scarfie."

by heh-hey January 19, 2016