Horsemeat Sandwich

An extreme variation of roast beef or meat curtains; a horsemeat sandwich is often characterized by distinctive public hair. Excessive length of the labia renders shaving the area difficult or downright impossible. The horsemeat appearance stems from an anomalous protrusion of the inner lips from the labia majora. It's gross.

I heard Katey's rockin' a horsemeat sandwich; whatever you do, don't go down on her.

by Bill Sampson, Esq. April 23, 2008

sweater sandwich

when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

by Abia May 3, 2010

Wish Sandwich

Two pieces of bread and you wish something was in between

Momma, when them wish sandwiches gunna be ready

by Moose mode December 27, 2017

peanut butter and pickle sandwich

One of the most surprisingly tasty sandwiches ever created. A lot of people like it with sweet pickles, i prefer dill. A sort of sweet and sour mix. Beware of too much pickle or your sandwich will fall apart.

delicious!
food!
scrumptious!
Peanut butter and pickle sandwich!

by John Habibi September 16, 2007

Dutch Sandwich

A legal tax dodge also called the Double Irish. Profits are sent to Ireland which has a high tax rate. But, Ireland doesn't tax some payments made to other EU states, so the money is sent to a shell in the Netherlands. The Dutch have very low tax laws, so it is home free. The money is then routed to an Irish-owned subsidieary in Bermuda which is why it is called Double Irish. The corporation has only paid 0.2% of taxes in this process. What a deal!

Google made billions of dollars on it's overseas investments but used the Dutch Sandwich to pay a total of 2.5% in taxes on the profits!

by CrazyManNo9B December 28, 2010

Cocksmeat Sandvich

1. Another way of referring to the male genitalia.

2. Phrase used to insinuate forced fellatio.

3. A dish best served cold.

Adam: "Bro, how did things go with Jen last night?"
Joe: "Well, I can tell she won't be hungry for awhile."
Adam: "Why's that?"
Joe: "because she had extra helpings of some cocksmeat sandvich!"

by ackid82 March 19, 2010

Hydraulic Sandwich

Beer or ale. Used to replace a meal.

"We're going to stop at the pub tonight for a couple of hydraulic sandwiches after work."

by BigMFJoe January 24, 2006