Urban Dictionary: Definitions by Abia

Glad Rag

Face cloth used to clean genital area after sexual activity. Usually a warm cloth provided by the least exhausted partner.

Mary gently washed George's crotch with a warm "glad rag" since her 12 orgasms had left him exhausted with legs too weak to walk across the room.

Glad Rag by abia March 24, 2013

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When a person in the left lane cuts across the right lane to dart in to the exit or turn lane. This typically happens on the highway.

I hate it when people cut me off to make a Texas Right!

Texas Right by Abia July 12, 2011

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Someone who is generally geeky (usually works in the IT field) but has tattoos

Gary is such a geeky gangster. He knows so much about computers, but is covered in tats...that's what makes him cool.

Geeky Gangster by Abia October 14, 2010

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when an extremely hairy male with no shirt on gives a hug to someone

Chuck was so drunk he was giving out sweater hugs at the party.

sweater hug by Abia May 3, 2010

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when two hairy shirtless males hug a person at the same time, thus creating a "sandwich" of the person

Chuck and Josh gave Marc a sweater sandwich.

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