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sampsonitis

A sickness where someone calls you over excessively.
1. Dang man, that one coach be blowing my cell phone up! I think that dudes got sampsonitis!

2. I was so drunk last night that I gave my number to this one nasty girl. Dude...I think she got 3rd degree sampsonitis cause shes called me about 30 times already!
by AsianPersuasian March 21, 2008
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sampley

Chocolatey and delicious... and too small.
--after A grabs a second piece of chocolate cake from the sample tray--
B: "How was that?"
A: "Sampley."
B: "And by sampley you mean chocolatey and delicious?"
A: "And too small."
(actual origin of word!)
by cocoabonanzamoo March 5, 2009
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Sampong

a) a hard-worker..

b) a created player in a video game in which all his attributes would be 99

3) 113 yr old man who works 3 hour shifts once a week, but in those three hours does more than all of the other workers combined
in at 12, out at 3..pulled a sampong today!

wow, you moved all those boxes? really samponged it up eh?
by Agent Vook November 24, 2010
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sample set

a pair or couple that has no distinctive difference between them so much so that they represent nearly offensive stereotypes of their social group
Dude that sample set of moms looks like they are made of jcpenney jeans and broken dreams.

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by supernicelady December 16, 2011
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Samplable

Audio that is easily remixed into excellent dance music
Some of Lana Del Rey's songs are absolute garbage but she's highly samplable
by Drizzt86 April 8, 2013
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Sampahdin

An obnoxious troll who loves living in distasteful places.It either finds an already vile location or infest a house which has residents who have the tendencies to become rotten. When it finds a place as said above, it makes it his abominable lair of pure disgust. It takes at least a week to infest the house but when it is done, human would be unable to live in that place. The characteristic features of his lair is that the smell is nauseating and air is foul, garbage, arachnids, blattarias, rodents can be seen living there. It is susceptible to cleanliness and will either leave the vicinitiy or if left unattended for too long, cleaning would be impossible.
Kid : *throws chocolate wrapper on the floor*
Mom : Pick that up right now or a sampahdin will take you away.
by Sampahdinshaters December 20, 2013
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sample hoe

A SAMPLE hoe is a just a HOE who any guy like your brother, your father or just a any dude who samples off of you . A hoe who isn't worthy of anything else but just a SAMPLE, a taste but nothing more. A sample that just gets passed on and on but never gets taking serious and sits on a shelve for another person to come by and sample off of because you just a HOE and nothing more.
Your a sample hoe respect yourself or no one will!
by Tu mama January 12, 2014
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