Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

safe

term used by canyon

1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe

by zachary_.frantzich💜💛 August 22, 2018

Safe

Unadventurous, boring, or lackluster in terms of experience.

Intent in brewing adds an astronomically higher chance of a "safe" end product.

by Dcdett January 28, 2019

semen safe

The Politically Correct term for CumDumpster

Your wife is such a semen safe, Bob

by PenguinMolester June 7, 2018

Safe garm

A tiny penis which when seen makes a girl laugh. This laugh provoked the male with the said tiny penis to rape her.
Also has a horrible stench

Like had a safe garm

by Bob smith the genius May 19, 2018

Safe

1990s slang meaning to be content without something, to decline an offer. Similar to being "all set".

Want to go peek through the windows at the massage parlor?
Nah dude, Im safe. I don't feel like getting arrested today.

by Singlet February 25, 2019

Safe

It used to describe if a situation is bad depending how long it is stressed

Him:You failed your exams
Me: anyhow safe!!

by F.Nate August 7, 2019