What the snooze button looks like when you are half asleep and not wearing eyeglasses (when you normally wear eyeglasses)
*Morning alarm comes from smartphone*
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
Phone screen (according to my eyes): "Sneeze"
Me: *hits the snooze button*
*ten minutes later*
*Morning alarm goes off again*
Me: "Fuck! I overslept. Why did I hit the sneeze button?"
by Leopards14 December 06, 2023
It’s an urban legend that when someone thinks of you, you’ll sneeze.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
Therefore, when someone thinks of your dick, it shall sneeze too.
John: Man, I think I’m sick, my dick has been sneezin’ a lot lately.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
Carl: Smh my head my head, it’s just a dick sneeze man. Must be Jessica from last night.
by livingthesecretlife December 31, 2018
by Zandroid December 04, 2017
Its like my dick had a cold- she was sucking it till my dick sneezed all over her face ( breasts or anything else someone may come on). Also - my dick must be allergic to pussy my dick sneezes everytime i get into one.
by High coyote December 20, 2017
Wuhan-flu
by Lucky180 March 05, 2020
by bimxn August 24, 2022
when a bigger guy has sex with a smaller guy -- and everyone's afraid that one sneeze would snap the smaller guy in half!
I was out at 440 Sunday night, when this "sneeze and snap" come on to me, obviously wanting some hot sex!!
by sfocuteguy November 20, 2013