one-eyed-trouser-snake

A snake that likes to live in the trousers of men. They are very unusual creatures which like to be caressed, licked and played with, and they spit on you through their one eye when they are happy. The fluid ejaculated is a sticky white substance that can be quite salty. They vary in size and colour and can sometimes be quite hairy. Beware of these seemingly innocent creatures though as they may contain diseases which can cause anything from rashes to death.

Sam has a 12 inch one-eyed-trouser-snake in his pants!! It spat on me last night when I was over.

one-eyed-trouser-snake by Mattie-Louise April 8, 2009

Snake

1. A scamming backstabber. Someone who does something just to get something out of it.

2. A snitch.

1. Man that snake cheated me out of $220

2. Don't trust him, he's a snake.

Snake by SueetMonn May 4, 2009

happy snake 

noun: A cult icon which took in-class note-passing to a new level in the mid 80's through the mid 90's. Originating in Southern California, can be composed of any medium - paper, plastic, cardboard, leaves, etc. Most commonly used to rip on classmates, but had other unique disruptive uses that ranged from harmless (Naked Happy Snake) to moderately destructive to classroom infrastructure (Stuck-In-An-Overhead-Projector-Fan-Happy-Snake).

Happy snakes most commonly composed of a medium capable of being written on and contained the trademark happy snake with forked tongue. The message could be relevant to the medium it was composed of, or for passing insults and/or disrupting class.

"Is that a Tarie-Leaie-Stuck-In-A-Vise-With-A-Can-Tab-Stuck-To-It-While-Going-55MPH-Down-The-Highway-On-The-Back-Of-A-Maintenance-Truck Happy Snake?"

"Why yes, it is!"

happy snake by lb lb lb lb March 17, 2009

snake in the grass 

a snake in the grass is a sly person whos always doing things behind peoples backs.

e.g.
-slithery one.
-an eva cowzer: "im a snake in the grass"

snake in the grass by gemmeeg February 7, 2010

Snake Plissken 

The guy who defeated Issac Hayes, Bruce Campbell and a Che Guevara lookalike, escaped from New York and L.A, rescued Donald Pleasance, screwed over the American government twice, managed to pilot the world’s worst animated minisub, rode a tsunami with Peter Fonda and shot his way through a thinly disguised polystyrene wall, all with one eye and an impractical mullet.

Snake Plissken is cool.

Snake Plissken said "Draw"

Snake Plissken wants a smoke.

Snake Plissken by Phantom Definition Writer July 23, 2008

Salt Snake 

Salt Snake is a Land Speed Racing motorcycle Streamliner.

Salt Snake is a Land Speed Racing motorcycle Streamliner. The Team Bullett streamliner is called “The Salt Snake” because of its unique design compared to other streamliners. Because “The Salt Snake” is less than 1” off the ground, spectators compare the streamliner to a snake slithering down the Bonneville Salt Flats at lightening speeds.

Salt Snake by One of the crew October 14, 2007

Snake

A venomous organism that will inject venom into their friends, allegedly betraying them.

Fuck Pavith i swear he snaked on us, that traitor

Snake by Someone in UCGS May 20, 2017