a shart is an unintentional fart and you shit. A cookie Shart is a circular remnant left in your panties that looks like a mound of cookie dough.
I was doing Sydney's laundry and I found a cookie shart in her panties, no more pinto beans for her. My grandpa is in the nursing home and they kindly call his "mistakes" cookie shart pounds, as he was embarassed but they said no Grandpa Grant, you are ok, its just a cookie shart.
by raidernurse June 6, 2017
Get the cookie shartmug. A small, unintended mistake that occurs when someone shares a file too quickly;
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
When you thought shared the right file with someone, but then you realized that you sent shit you didn't mean to (shart = blend of "shit" and "fart")
by SSTY March 28, 2017
Get the file shartedmug. when your bowel movement is so vigorous in your slumber that your body proceeds to dump your diharrea into your bed without you knowing.
by joeyback April 4, 2019
Get the sleep shartmug. During a basketball game, the act of farting in an attempt to disrupt the shooter at the free throw line.
While I was at the State basketball tournament, I made some foul sharts in the 4th quarter so that my son's team would win their game.
by Bilbro_Swaggins July 7, 2015
Get the foul shartsmug. "Sharon was at my party once and started Reggae Sharting."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
"Tony did a mmmaaadd Reggae Shart."
"I was out on a boat once and we had a spliff...we totally had to do a Reggae Shart."
by Shnigs May 21, 2018
Get the Reggae Shartmug. the act of trying to do a cute little fart for your your partner (called a love puff), then you accidentally end up shitting. OH HELL NO!
Emma tried to love puff for Michael, she accidentally sharted. "Michael, i think ive shart puffed all over our bed."
by Emboxxx1987 February 22, 2014
Get the Shart Puffmug. Another type of shart. (When one tries to fart and also shits.) This one has hit the cotton (your underwear.) The only way to recover is by breaking out to the bathroom and cleaning your shitty ass and throwing your shitty underwear in the tub.
Dude, I cotton sharted at her crib and shit all over myself! I just broke out and ran down the street cryin'!
by DJ SK1 "Spankamus Khan" March 21, 2010
Get the Cotton Shartmug.