shaft lipping

Getting a blow job while committing a felony at Kohl's...#Purdue

The last time I talked to my mother was when she bailed me out for shaft lipping at Kohl's.

by Purdue Kohl's Thief September 30, 2013

twin shafting

Twin shafting is a form of mutual masterbation where two males stand facing each other; one of the males places both penises in his hand, and strokes both shafts simultaneously.

Peter and Ryan are downtown; both have drank at least a six pack worth of beer. Peter and Ryan meet in an alley behind the bar and both are coming out of bad relationships. After a night of gossiping to one another, Ryan suggests to Peter they play tummy sticks. Peter says no, instead let's try Twin Shafting.

by moose5000 September 30, 2012

Shafted

In the 1970s, being busted by TV private detective John Shaft.

The scumbag got shafted.

by Mr. ~ January 31, 2015

shaft quality

boner producing

"That show is shaft quality am I right?"

by Ziutyr January 27, 2015

honey shaft

A particularly sticky vaginal passage way

I was lucky to get my fingers back out of that honey shaft

by TheVenetianBamboo June 19, 2016

Schrodinger's Shaft

Also called Schrodinger's Shaft and Balls, is when you send someone a dick pic but show everything but the tip, until the tip is shown the dick could be anywhere between as long as the amount of shaft shown, or infinitely long.

Person 1: Damn my dick is tiny
Person 2: Just cover up the tip
Person 1: Why?
Person 2: Schrodinger's shaft, infinite dick length bro
Person 1: Bro...

by Shitting on the floor November 15, 2020

Shaft Stache

The art of trimming your pubes to look like you have a mustache above your cock and balls.

My girlfriend Ashley went down on me, and said wow, your Shaft Stache makes your dick look bigger.

by Steamboat The Gun Show June 3, 2024