top drawer service

The action of digging out your cutest pair of undies from your underwear drawer and wearing them for possible sexy time to impress your partner.

Allison: Gurl, he was so hot I gave that boy top drawer service, and he ain't even notice!
Tammy: Dat shit is ratchet.

by ellemnopee May 16, 2014

Gaming Services

Typically a term that you use to describe something you dislike and Gaming Services is a program on the Microsoft Store which has a major problem where if it fails if you try to play a game it sends you gaming services on the microsoft store instead of launching a game and the worst part is that it's extremely error prone and its mostly known for its high risk of failing

"This is literally gaming services" or "That is worse than gaming services!" or "still not as bad as gaming services!" or you can use it in a phrase like "(insert difficult thing here) is still not as difficult as fixing gaming services!"

by GamingServicesSucks May 14, 2025

Service SA

A bunch of drop kick, high school drop outs with a power complex who live to make your life difficult. Leave you waiting in line for hours on end while they all pick their nose and dig in their ears.

I was stuck at Service SA waiting to get a photo for my driver's licence for two hours, bunch of useless cunts they are.

by Kym Karma August 16, 2022

three hole service

Three whole service is a sexual act usually done in the gay community

Hot Rods gay bar offers the best three hole service around!

by Toefingerchickenwing September 25, 2019

MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE

Full of a bunch of lego city cops with massive egos.

Did you hear that the MILITARY INTELLIGENCE SERVICE put Connor on administrative leave again?

by Rouge MNG Private November 18, 2020

Service porn

Service porn, a sexual act of service . Example: cleaning your husbands house while simultaneously sucking him off, nicely blowing your man while he’s stuck in traffic to take off the stress or eating your woman’s ass while she’s doing yoga. Most service porn is easier done with one sucking the other off while one is multi-tasking, however if you can pull off F*cking them simultaneously; you’re a pro service porn provider.

My significant others favorite sexual acts lay in the service porn category.

by Lolsueme November 7, 2021

Cox service provider

When you pimp out your gay friend to the homies

Your friend is cute. You wanna talk to him?
Oh my god your such a cox service provider!

by Clickbait592 May 13, 2019