Tossed salad and scrambled eggs

The act of licking the anus and the area between the sex organs and anus. The scrambled eggs comes from when the receiver of the tossed salad shits and cums in close time covering the givers face.

My partner loves having me toss their salad and I love when the scrambled eggs are all over my face. I love tossed salad and scrambled eggs, they're calling again.

by JRBlack July 7, 2016

schemed out

to do something and then try to hide what you do and play it off but you already know what happened

friend 1: gurl that boy is so fine
friend 2: i'll hook you up with him
friend 1: alrite
friend 2:hey boy you is cute wanna holla at me my friend dont like you
friend 1: u schemed out for that

by lachelle(chelle) chelly boo April 30, 2005

scheme

Trying to plan something. Searching for something. Blagging to get something/ somewhere your not supposed to have/ get

I schemed the seccies to let us in

I'm going to go scheme buds

I'm scheming for pills!

by Fuzzavelli September 15, 2006

schematics

the region on the female body where the breasts meet creating a deep trench or cleavage that is pleasing to the male eye thus evoking a pleasing feeling leading to an erection

Andrea had very valuptuous schematics.

by bella87 March 9, 2007

scheme

another word for chav or ned. Mainly a scottish term these creatures also believe, as with the above, that it is acceptable to knife, steal and wear pure white caps that seem to defy gravity!

oh, look yonder dear there be a scheme. Why what fabulous whites he is clothed in.

by bob the wonder jobby July 19, 2003

Schemious

Adj. Ski-me-us: 1. Can be used to describe a situation or action that has a ulterior motive 2. when one has the look of being guilty, as if to have participated in mischievous activity.

1. Karen is just going out with that old fart for his money, shes so schemious.

2. The man in the large trench coat looked very schemious.

by n. schoenhoff May 20, 2008

Schemist

A schemer specialist. Someone who specializes in getting by any second he gets through shady methods; always trying to get out of things.

"Richard is a schemist; his unwillingness to study causes him to continually find ways to get out of assignments."

"Why did the schemist have such a convoluted idea as to how to present this problem?"

by annie-cupcake March 7, 2009