Often ginger, Sam is a small, fat, stupid but great to be around cind of guy. Although he can get quite annoying at times. Sam doesn't know when girls are hiring on him or just being nice and if he ever dose have a chance, he would blow it by being to pushie ans scaring them of. So in conclusion Sam has nothing going for him and will never be loved
by Sam. I. Am December 28, 2019
Get the Sammug. A fat sloth term, mostly a person who is oozing around meaninglessly and stinks like outdated cookies. He can speak french and do french assignments.Sam is an overall retarded figure.
SAM!!!
by Anonymous23145678 April 2, 2015
Get the Sammug. Your one in a million, best freind, hectic captain, funny cunt, wanna eat your face sometimes but I think that's illegal. And yea take care Bruvv
by Billesucksdick October 3, 2016
Get the Sammug. Sam is a girl that's a shortass thot with about 5 different sized dicks, all of which are chodes, that can be referred to as Stoner Jesus. Can't fucking decide between game design or graphic novels, but bitch oh well. Has gotten her Waluweenie stuck in a zucchini before and very proud of it. Motherfucking is probably a Capricorn that hates Aquarius' and Geminis' the most because all of the ones she's encountered thus far are either assholes, retarded, or both. She'll most likely shank someone at some point, just wait for it.
Sam: DO I LOOK LIKE BOO BOK THE MOTHERFUCKING FOOL TO YOU? YOU'RE DAMN PUSSY CAN'T FIT A WATERMELON IN IT, GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE WITH THAT WEAK ASS SHIT.
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
Thot: *Sobs and sadly uwus*
by Stoner Jesus September 19, 2018
Get the Sammug. sam is stupid and black and dosent shower. many cavities and yellow teeth. lazy and fat never dose anything
sam is a fat cunt
by yeet haha June 9, 2020
Get the sammug. A very nice young man with a kind penis. He is lovely to be around and so is his darling penis. Friends will describe Sam as smart, funny, kind, and very {well hung.
by lmao kill ma March 29, 2019
Get the Sammug. by Any one but sam June 6, 2018
Get the Sammug.