Sock-eye salmon

A form of artificial insemination that involve the one-eyed monster releasing its genetic material in to a sock. The sock is then invirted and inserted (usually via fisting) in to a woman's vagina.

Person1: How is Jamie pregnant with Johnny's baby? I thought they never slept together.

Person2: He didn't! She stole his spank sock and gave herself a Sock-eye salmon!

by Cliford Bauford III November 18, 2010

SaLb or SaLm

SaLb (Smiling a Little bit) used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

or

SaLm (Smile a Little more) used as a brief acronym to denote great amusement in chat conversations.

SaLb or SaLm when some one makes a compliment about you during chat or texting and you kind of like it,

thats what you do, you SaLb

cindy: jnr, u such a sexy sweet guy u know?
jnr : mmm 'SaLb' thank you.

SaLm you normally send SaLm to someone you just complimented. or when you deliver a msg to someone

and you expect them to smile.

by roxbimbim July 27, 2012

Quantum of sales

To show the incremental slope of sales growth by using the arm as a symbol

We have to give more discounts and double down on our ad spend to maintain the quantum of sales.

by Davingi April 10, 2018

The_Silly_Salmon

A TikTok racist

Do you know The_Silly_Salmon

Yeah

by chargeoverprice69 May 2, 2020

Stone Line Sales LLC

An Amish owned business in Pennsylvania where the owner uses his "Amish-ness" to con people into working for him. Because he's Amish, there's no official legal documentation you're an employee. So when he promises you 5% of all sales, he can go back on his word and pay you nothing for 22 weeks.

Stone Line Sales LLC rips workers off and pays in "experience" only.

by Junkyard Pirate July 9, 2021

The laughing salesman

An anime from 1989 thats really underrated. Its about this salesman that goes around helping people with their issues but gives them one promise that they have to keep (which they never do). So, when the promise is broken the salesman makes everything backfire and practically ruins their life.

Im suprised that the laughing salesman doesnt have an urban dictionary definition yet.

by Phantasmagoria333 March 21, 2022

Glaze the Salmon

To stroke one's manhood while drinking craft beer in a strange city.

Captain Steubing liked to glaze the salmon while sitting in an empty Motel 6, drinking a Hop Butcher IPA and thinking of his love in another state.

by The Grimm Reaper August 5, 2022