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Retail Employee

Either an incredibly smart person who can help you in a shopping crisis. Or a complete fuck-nugget who dicks around all day and decides not to help you period with anything due to a glandular problem, or just plain incompetence.

Some retail employees are exceptionally attractive males or females and sometimes you may lust after them to to the point of statutory rape.
That Retail employee is fucking around with my request, I hope Zeus casts lightning down upon him/her.

Did you see that female retail employee? Her ass was so round and firm you could do sexual things to it!
by Asshat McSpazzypants December 16, 2008
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Ronald Reagan

killed the birds in 1986 for the bourgeoisie

he is responsible for the birds being replaces with spies
All of the birds died in 1986 due to Ronald Reagan killing them and replacing them with spies that are now watching us. The birds work for the bourgeoisie.
by kermitdie August 13, 2019
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Reagan Youth

A generation of U.S. citizens born between 1968 and 1976. These citizens most formative years coincided with the 8-year term of President Ronald Reagan. They remember the fear, malaise and uncertainty of the Carter Presidency and were uplifted by the core beliefs of the Reagan Revolution (1981-1989). Peace through strength, low taxes, limited government, right to life and eternal optimism in America's future are the backbone of this generation's political beliefs.
The Republican candidate must carry the Reagan Youth vote if he is going to thwart his opponent's chance at winning Jimmy Carter's second term.
by GHWB September 26, 2008
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Water retaining sea cow

A small animal that is irritating and offensive, coming forth from my girlfreinds mouth like a thousand spikes from a Tomb raider trap.
Ha Ha you water retaining sea cow im so funny
by Heatho November 18, 2006
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septum retainer

Ugly piece of metal they put in your nose when you first get your septum pierced. Usually looks like an unbent staple hanging from your nostril. Easy to flip up and down and most comfortable during healing period post piercing.
"Dude I can't wait until my piercing heals so I can take out this ugly septum retainer"
by whtevr4evr June 6, 2015
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fry's reagent

a mixture of copper chloride and hydrochloric acid.
hmm well i'm not quite sure what it does exactly, go look it up if you really need to know.
by forensics geek November 27, 2003
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