religion

The Root of All Evil

Religion= God created everything...Therefore God created the Devil...Therefore God it the root of all evil.

by religionis June 11, 2006

religion

Many religions have been invented over the centuries, but now, finally, our benevolent and slightly annoyed maker has decided to reveail Itself.
It is obvious, just look around you, that the world was created by a giant, Flying Spaghetti Monster! (blessed be his noodley appendage).
God is real, and he is made of Pasta!
Now sit back, relax, and be peaceful while munching on some Spag Bol. There is no hell, there is only the love of the Noodley Embrace.

All Hail FSM! rAmen!

Person One:Want some tomatoe,basil and garlic pasta?
Person two: Yes please. Ahh, this is the life.No silly made up religion for me.

by gahgah December 15, 2008

religious insurgent

Any person of a faith whose goal is to enslave people's thought processes through indoctrination and sometimes punishment, whether mental or physical, and does not have consideration for other people's beliefs.

The religious insurgents in that part of the war were identified as christians of the Roman Catholic faith.

by Deaf Drummer February 19, 2008

religification

Correction: (var: religiofication) Noun. The act or process of religifying or being religified. First usage by Eric Hoffer in "The True Believer: thoughts on the nature of mass movements" pub. 1951

"Renan felt that socialism was the coming religion of the Occident, and being a secular religion it would lead to the religiofication of politics and economics." --Eric Hoffer

"The Religification of John Kerry: How the candidate found his soul" --Steven Waldman.

by beer snob May 18, 2008

religious trets

Noun- a disorder that cause you to shout out religious word, sayings and, names out of rage or frustration

After being hit in the head, my father's religious trets kicked in and caused him to yell, "Holy mother Mary of Lord baby Jesus!"

by Dr Cibrian and Dr Chinchillas May 9, 2009

relicious

delicious on an ongoing basis, delicious over and over again.

When I have ice cream, it's always relicious.

by morewine July 9, 2009

religified

Becoming extremely religious after a period in which one was not religious or spiritual.

After her car accident, she was religified. She attends church every day!

by miggymiss January 9, 2011