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Swedishly raped

Consensual sex that starts out with a condom but ends up without one, ergo, the sex was not consensual. (Apparently having consensual sex in Sweden without a condom is punishable by a term of imprisonment of a minimum of two years for rape.)
unicorn: "um, you're so wet and tight i think the condom might come off while we're sexing each other."
pterodactyl: "it's ok if it does. let's keep fucking :)"
unicorn: "ok"
pterodactyl: "BAWK, RAPE"
international swat team: "Ah ha, we've got you red handed. Arrested for Swedishly raping this sweet innocent pterodactyl. No more wikileaks for you."
pterodactyl: "Good thing there were five of us in the room. That would have been more awkward then getting Swedishly raped!"
by MurpBawker December 8, 2010
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skull raped

To be shot unexpectedly in the back of one's head. This term can be used in first person shooter games where one dies from head shot without knowing that they were targeted. May not always be used in real life situations for victim is usually dead.
Guy playing cs: "haha im pwning cs..."
*headshot*
"WTF?!? howd i die?"
"Dammit i got skull raped."
by stphn_kng November 5, 2006
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ripped

1. ridiculously drunk, piss-blind, inebriated
"I'm blowing off work on Monday. Let's get ripped."

2. fit, athletic, toned. Especially well-defined abs.

3. Stolen

"Mo and DeeZee rolled up on the fly-ass bikes they ripped from the neighborhood kids."
by jred September 11, 2003
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rippeder

to be more ripped or extremely high...rippeder.
if u smoke alota weed and ur ripped, then you smoke more. You get rippeder.
by Casey rich January 30, 2008
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Ripped-cakes

Hey dude, I'm ripped-cakes man.. ripped-cakes.
by bpaq April 9, 2011
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rippedest cunt

A cunt that is ripped really bad.
And from that day forth he was to be known as the 'rippedest cunt'.
by arcofdoves August 24, 2011
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ripped mitten

A person exceeding a douce bag demeanor and farts wherever he damn well pleases in public
John was a ripped mitten that day we went to the mall
by adamgaminyshisss December 6, 2014
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