roman warrior helmet

Invovles placing one's testicles over the partners eyes while placing the penis over the bridge of the nose. Similar to arabian eye goggles.

My girlfriend loves my roman warrior helmet.

by Josh January 04, 2004

Roman War Helmet

Involves placing the testicles onto a partner's eyes and the shaft of an erection along the nose, simulating a Roman War Helmet.

Caeser absolutely loved to recieve Roman War helmets from Marcus Aureleous...

by DJHeadUp January 30, 2003

Roman Bone Fisting

The act of a man and woman mutually fisting each other. The trick is for both people to have a loose bone in there asshole so there is a faint clicking sound.

Suzie and Jonathan have Roman Bone Fisting parties every night.

by ChetMaster12 November 12, 2010

times new roman

the default font for microsoft word, everything must be typed in this for MLA formatting and at 12 pt font

times new roman is scenexcore
but first you haev to put it in size 2 font

by gaywalking1338 April 24, 2006

Roman numeral appreciation

Superbowl

I wish I was alive in 1969 to see the NY Jets Win Roman numeral appreciation III.

by Mike Tsirklin February 01, 2009

Roman Face Mask

the act of drooping one ball on each eye of your girl, while simeltamiously running your shaft down their nose, this creates the roman face mask effect.

Dude, I totally want to give Jessica Alba a "Roman Face Mask "!

by Madison Nichols March 27, 2009

Eastern Roman Empire

The Eastern Roman Empire, also referred to as the Byzantine Empire or Byzantium, was the continuation of the Roman Empire in its eastern provinces during Late Antiquity and the Middle Ages, when its capital city was Constantinople. It survived the fragmentation and fall of the Western Roman Empire in the 5th century AD and continued to exist for an additional thousand years until the fall of Constantinople to the Ottoman Empire in 1453. During most of its existence, the empire remained the most powerful economic, cultural, and military force in Europe.

The Ottomans whipped Byzantium's ass so hard, that they revolted 4 0 0 years after... Only if it was 420 years... Fuck this job I don't get paid enough to write this shit...

e.g.

Random 1: Yo wanna bully the Turkish kid?

Random 2: Dunno pal look what happened to Constantinople...

Random 1: Oh shii you right.... Eastern Roman Empire my ass.

by Stinky Greek Boy from Syros April 15, 2022