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killer rabbit

The mammal that eats the mailman delivering your mail. Most active on Wednesday.
Commonly referred in myths as Kar.
Mailmain:*Walks up to mailbox*
"OH SHAT! IT'S KILLER RABBIT"
Killer Rabbit:*eats mailman*
by Juan Jon Von May 8, 2016
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Peter Rabbit

Peter Rabbit is a well loved television, movie and book character created by well known author— Beatrix Potter. The books are based for younger children, but all ages can (and do!) read these sweet and innocent books.
Teacher) What’s your fave book?
Cool kids— It, The Shining, what’s a book?
Me) Peter Rabbit!
Whole class snigger
by I can’t spell April 5, 2020
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Shoot the rabbit

Going to pee. Especially when doing it road-side besides a bush.
Dude1: Be right back I'll go shoot the rabbit.
Dude2: Don't forget to aim high.
by milfpwn April 26, 2011
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Pointy earred rabbit

scientific name: Brennan Taylor

Silly rabbits that hop around sniffing the air with pointy ears. Not to be confused with the super cute floppy earred rabbits.
What a cute floppy earred rabbit! oh wait, never mind. It's just a pointy earred rabbit or a brennan taylor.
by woooobbuffet! March 31, 2013
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White rabbit

A person whose attendance at a social gathering guarantees your own attendance. This may be a crush, significant other, or close friend. Upon being told of their attendance, you immediately decide you will go.

Taken from the 1999 film "The Matrix" in which the main character is told by his computer to "follow the white rabbit" and shortly after accepts an invitation to go clubbing with his friends only after he sees that one of them has a white rabbit tattoo. This in itself is a reference to Lewis Carroll's "Alice's Adventures in Wonderland".
Guy 1: Hey, you going to Jim's party tonight?
Guy 2: Nah man, I'm gonna stay in.
Guy 1: Aw, c'mon, everyone's going. Daniel, Tom, Tanya-
Guy 2: Well. . . yeah, ok, I'll go.
Guy 1: You totally only said that 'cause Tanya's going!
Guy 2: What can I say, dude? She's my white rabbit.
by Teenage dirtbag August 15, 2012
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chasing the white rabbit

When you are on a binge of mind altering substances and spiraling out of control on your journey to Wonderland. Beware The Red Queen. She means to take your head and eclipse your soul in darkness for eternity.
Brother, I have been chasing the white rabbit so hard! I am almost in Wonderland.
by Lord Johanis February 11, 2014
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The Rabbit of Zanzibar

A mysterious rabbit that only appears after one gets very, very high. It is scared by loud noises and if you've been fortunate enough to see the rabbit you must chase it, for it will lead you to the candy ship that will take you to the land of gumdrops. If you don't you've wasted a significant portion of your life. It runs very fast and sometimes disappears and reappears at random.
Paul: You mean you've never heard of The Rabbit of Zanzibar?
Mary: Don't you know he'll lead you to the candy ship that will take you to the land of gumdrops?
Paul: Go catch the rabbit, quick before it gets away!
Mary: Be quiet! Don't scare it!
by TheSnake96 February 15, 2012
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