Porch

Something thats really porch

"Wow, they're really porch."
"Daniel is not being porch right now."

by PinkEmeraldd January 22, 2023

Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023

porchfishing

Noun:

Alternate spelling of "Porch Fishing"...

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.

I corrected Ted on his spelling of PorchFishing. I explained there's a space unless it's in a web address like PorchFishing.org. The best place to get porch bait."

PorchFishing should have a space unless used in a domain or handle like @PorchFishing, or PorchFishing.org."

by Willamette Valley May 14, 2023

Porch nipples

Sweaty, hillbilly areolae, glistening in the sun on Meemaw’s front porch.

Boy, get on in here and put a shirt on, lest you put your porch nipples on display for the whole world to see.

by Dotenheimer June 13, 2023

dog perch

a beer belly

Have you seen the size of that bloke's dog perch?

by Boothenangel September 27, 2003

back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching

me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*

by Stevie;] January 14, 2008

Chat Perch

A cyber-high-horse where one can boast, prance, or pontificate in a chat room environment.

Man I am really getting tired of Dan strutting around in here, I have half a mind to knock him off his chat perch!

by rogerhamilton September 10, 2009