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Porch nipples
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Sweaty,
hillbilly
areolae, glistening in the
sun
on
Meemaw
’s front porch.
Boy
, get on in here and put a
shirt
on, lest you put your porch
nipples
on display for the whole world to see.
Porch nipples
by
Dotenheimer
June 13, 2023
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