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porchfishing 

Noun:

Alternate spelling of "Porch Fishing"...

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
I corrected Ted on his spelling of PorchFishing. I explained there's a space unless it's in a web address like PorchFishing.org. The best place to get porch bait."

PorchFishing should have a space unless used in a domain or handle like @PorchFishing, or PorchFishing.org."
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POCfishing 

A term used by chronically online 12-22 year olds that is defined by: a person (usually of European background) trying to use make-up, filters, lighting, and angles to appear as a person of color.
Isabelle: Wow, did you see Iggy Azalea in her new music video? I could’ve sworn she looked like a whole ass Latina.
Maddie: Yeah POCfishing is kind of her thing!
POCfishing by shartsucker69 August 27, 2021
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Porch Fishing 

Noun:

The act of placing a fake package, or "bait box" on a porch or driveway to entice a "porch pirate", aka mail thief, into stealing it. It usually contains something unpleasant such as pet feces or dirty dirty socks. Some people on YouTube have gone more elaborate and built glitter flinging devices or packages connected to shot shell primers to scare the thief. And some just put something in the package to waste the thief's time.
"I used to have a bad case of porch pirates until my neighborhood started porch fishing. After that it cleared right up. Thanks porchfishing.org!"

"Going Porch Fishing? Don't forget to buy some shit at PorchFishing.org'
Porch Fishing by @pdxTurdHunter March 23, 2023