Puerto Rican

puerto ricans are of spanish and african descent, because when the spanish had slaves they was makin love to africans thus puerto ricans came. Makin puerto ricans a gorgeous mix of culture.

most ricans if a niggarican have big booties and sexy hair, and pretty dark brown eyes, sexy skin tone, and just all around gorgeous; as far as the women go kuz I dont know bout da men.(brittney c dont have a clue of what she spittin).

by SEATTLEDIPLOMAT October 30, 2004

Puerto Rican

What most of the residents of Springfield, Massachusetts are.

Did'ja hear about those puerto ricans who shot at a surveillance camera on the street?

by Delthryn March 25, 2005

puetz

Circumsized foreskin, of a jewish boy.

My puetz smells like goat cheese.

by Maryjane May 13, 2005

pueer

pussy and queer in one

Guy 1: That kid's a pussy!
Guy 2: That kid's a queer!
Both: That kid's a pueer!

by pimpmastap February 23, 2009

Puerto Rican Hand Grenade

A sexual act where Person A defecates into their own hand and throws it at Person B's face

Person A: I'm going to give you a Puerto Rican Hand Grenade.

Person B: Fuck that.

by NICK-P November 20, 2009

Puerto Rican Art Show

The act of a Puerto Rican or anyone else who wants to be puerto rican getting an unnecessary amount of obnoxious tattoos. The main goal of this is to come off as hot, respectable, and ghetto to people of the opposite sex. Some puerto rican art shows include black and white stars, last names, cartoon characters (that'll look great when you're 78, eh?), music notes, crucifixes (as if they were religious), rosary beads (EXTREMELY POPULAR) or tramp stamps of sunsets, fruit, or other random shit. The more art collected the more of a sight they are. Collected mainly by papis and occasionally by chongas.

Marilena: Aw dammnnn, did yuu seee allaa Joaqin's tattooos?

Sylvia: Heeelll yess, qirll he got one big Puerto Rican art show goinn oonn.

Marilena: qirrrll hold ma' baby imma go talk to him now!

by caboy July 20, 2010

Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

THE SPANISH VERSION OF THIS

Jesus, why did you eat that donkey pussy? Can't you have enough ass on your own fucking?

Sir, you have your own boobs! Why are you licking the donkey's nipple?
That donkey dick seems to be evasive! What with the donkey that ate you in the ass!
Faggot
Sucking another guy's pussy

BLACK GUY: YALL MUTHAFUCKA IS GAY

SPANISH STUDENT: Jesús, ¿por qué te comiste ese coño de burro? ¿no puedes tener suficiente culo en tu propio puto?

¡ Señor, tiene sus propias tetas! ¿por qué Lames el pezón del burro?
¡ esa pija de burro parece ser evasiva! ¡ Qué con el burro que te comió en el culo!
Maricón
Chupar el coño de otro chico

BLACK GUY: DANG NIGGA LOL

by weedhead11111111111111111 February 28, 2018