pueer

pussy and queer in one

Guy 1: That kid's a pussy!
Guy 2: That kid's a queer!
Both: That kid's a pueer!

by pimpmastap February 23, 2009

Mr Pheer

Mr Pheer is a truly unique individual. His name sounds like Mr Fear, and that alone is cool as hell. As a combat veteran and jungle warfare specialist, he is truly a badass motherf*cker. Mr Pheer pities the fool that does not recognize his bad-assery.

Secretary of Defense: Mr President, zombies are attacking New York City!

President: Oh my god! Call Mr Pheer! Only he can save us!

by Zombie killer August 21, 2009

Super Puberty

In extremely rare cases, adolescents are subject to what is known as superiore pubertiscus, or "super puberty." These cases are considered most unfortunate and include such side effects as comically low vocal chords and massive amounts of super pubic hair. In no way is any of the above attractive, and subjects under the effects of super puberty should highly consider locking themselves away forever. "Super Puberty" is in no way treatable, as there is no known cure. But good god is it funny.

Justin Bieber's career will be ruined even more than it is now once he hits super puberty.

by Jacksfans March 27, 2011

Musical Puberty

The stage of life one goes through when their musical taste becomes much more elaborate and meaningful. May start with an interest in Fall Out Boy and the All American Rejects and eventually turn into an interest in The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, or AC/DC.

Jim - Is it just me or is Dirty Little Secret starting to sound like absolute garbage?! What's wrong with me!

John - Oh my goodness....Jim, you're going through Musical Puberty! *wipes tear from cheek*

by AkunaShehata October 23, 2011

Peer Pressure

A disease pandemic that spreads across most schools and even work places. This crippling disease has the power to turn people from leaders into mind controlled sheep. This can ruin the lives of whoever is infected making them commit to actions they don't want to partake in. It is best to stay away from these types of people as the disease can spread onto unsuspecting victims. People infected with this disease will try to encourage healthy individuals to participate in unhealthy activities that will only hinder their development, including doing drugs, crime, unprotected sex, and many more disastrous activities. There is no cure, however, it can be treated over time and eventually go away with enough proper treatment. A person can be immune to this disease, meaning that s/he has enough self confidence to not be persuaded by the infected. These people will most likely lead successful lives and not end up like the worthless pieces of shit around them.

Symptoms of Peer Pressure:
inferiority complex
loss of individuality
is a pushover
having a lot of fake friends
drug problems
STD's from sex
having weak morals
desire to fit in
fear of being different
acting like an ass toward the uninfected

Treatment for Peer Pressure:
simply saying no
hanging out with the right crowd
practicing having strong morals
practicing confidence
developing meaningful friendships
staying away from the infected

Infected: "Hey you wanna smoke this blunt?"
Immune person: "No thanks, I'm good."
Infected: "Oh come on, if you don't smoke this then everyone will think you're a loser
Immune person: "Look, I don't want end up being a worthless piece of shit like yourself."
Infected: "Dude stop being such a pussy and smoke this blunt."
Immune person: "I SAID I DON'T WANT TO YOU FUCKING CUNT!!!"
Infected: "Ok geez fine, have fun being an outcast." (walks away with infected friends)

by Dubiks August 13, 2018

Puberty

That moment when you put down all your Pokemon cards and realise there's titties out there

KEVIN: Did you hear? Ben just hit puberty.!

ALEX: Finally, I have been waiting for his Pokemon collection for years.

by Outoftowntaco June 30, 2014

Puberty

Acne, mood swings, obsessive sexual desires, wet dreams, menstruation, breasts, hair everywhere, penis enlargement. Basically the hell I'm going through before I can become an adult.

Fuck puberty

by LiftedStarfish March 6, 2016