premanstrual

A emotional disturbance thought to affect 2 out of 3 men commonly but not always around about the time of the full moon.

Symptoms include : tiredness, loss or increase of appetite , irritable , weepy, mood swings, disrupted sleep patterns, poor concentration , anxiety, strange cravings ( particularly for chocolate ) Symptoms may last for anything from a day to a whole week.

Mr Smith had not been himself this week, after checking his calendar and observing the phase of the moon he was left in no doubt that he was indeed premanstrual and that a nice box of chocs although may not vanquish the symptoms would certainly offer light relief.

by Sheecreature December 8, 2012

Premature edistribution

premature edistribution: The impulsive act of hitting send before you've taken the time to reconsider what you have written. Could apply to grammar or spelling vetting but typically it's applied to reactive spiteful or over indulgent comments. Popularly applied when forgetting to "undo" an email lists inclusion on a potentially embarrassing or inflammatory email.

I should have sat on it for a few minutes before I hit send. Can't pull it back now. Another example of premature edistribution.

by therapy April 2, 2013

Premature Bye

When you say bye to someone and attempt to walk away, only to realize that the person is walking in the same direction as you, resulting in an awkward silence. Common futile resolutions to avoid the ensuing awkwardness are: walk faster or slower than the person to separate oneself, initiate small talk, check one's phone.

Bill: Alright Norm, I'll get that paperwork for Monday, see ya.
Norm: Bye Bill.
-Both continue to walk down the hall together and wait for the same elevator.
Bill: Guess I had a little premature bye back there huh? -Check's phone

by cheetaela October 23, 2013

preempting

avoiding an attack, metaphorical or physical

He tried preempting his creditor by filing for bankruptcy.

The douche ran away thinking he was preempting the fight all together. Pussywimp.

by Nia010203040 November 10, 2013

preemptive spray

When you know you are about to blow the bathroom up, so you spray before you do. This helps keep the odor from seeping under the door while you do your business.

About to take a dump. Feels like a bad one. Better preemptive spray so no one else knows just how bad this shit is.

by lillovekitty November 26, 2013

pregmental

crazy, angry, grumpy pregnant lady

-did you hear that teacher is pregnant?
-OMG that explains why she's been so pregmental

by bootysmacka December 12, 2013

Premature Immaculation

When People put up Christmas Decorations way too early in the season I would call that "premature immaculation".

Fred and Martha put up all their Christmas Decorations the day before Thanksgiving... I call that a case of "premature immaculation".

by Artful Codger November 27, 2014