teddy pecker

a penis that does not extend beyond the furry bear brush.

Dude, you gotta shave that shit, free that teddy pecker from the jungle.

by Broan November 12, 2007

Pucker Pecker

When a man coats his penis in a sour powder. A girl then performs oral sex on him. The sour powder causes her to then "pucker" when she sucks on his "pecker". Also known as a tangy wangy.

Girl: Sweetie I'm getting tired of just giving you blowjobs all the times. Can we spice things up?

Guy: Yeah let's try a Pucker Pecker

by LOtheBand December 30, 2008

Dagger pecker tattoo

A tattoo of a dagger that a guy gets on his pecker ususlly after he has raped someone and/or had major sex.

In some circles if guys find out you got it without earning it they will remove it the hard way.

John's got a dagger pecker tattoo.

by Deep blue 2012 January 28, 2010

Text-Pecked

When your wife or girlfriend constantly texts to nag you about stuff.

Wow, look at Bob, he sure is text-pecked. His wife is always texting him about something!

Her - I need eggs!
Her - Did you...
Her - Where are you!???
Her - When are you going to....
Her - I want Ice-cream.
Her - Hello?
Her - Are you there?
Her - Come home now!
Her - Bring food I like.

by Chingatch September 19, 2012

Poo peck

A subsitution used by your Czech grandmother when she can't call you a pain in the arse.

"Little poo peck! Stop running in the house!"

by Nothingtosee May 31, 2017

peter pecker

when you perry it up with a goombay

a peter pecker is a body part on a male

by karlajenkseartheagle December 8, 2017

pigeon peck

This action is done by a stoner with a bag of weed that is mostly shake with a few buds. The object is to pick out the bud pieces before having to smoke the shake.

Check out all of these tiny buds I got out of that bag of shake. I had to pigeon peck them out one by one. Let's smoke up!!!

by JoeyBomm June 15, 2020