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prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
mugGet the prison portmug.

Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
by ungrammed April 13, 2022
mugGet the Port-foldedmug.

Arran Port

FN GRINDER LIKES SMALL SCHOOL GIRLS
oh ya cunt its arran port run he might touch u
by PANSSSS December 9, 2021
mugGet the Arran Portmug.

Port D'or

A small island populated entirely by questionable people. Port D'or doesn't ask too many questions, a haven for criminals and undesirables of all kind
1) Yo, where you off to this weekend again?
2) Port D'or!
1) Sick, I hear you can get up to all sorts there, I might go soon too
by ChamJops September 5, 2021
mugGet the Port D'ormug.

Port

"Make sure you put your school lunch in your port"
by Sharknado55 May 8, 2021
mugGet the Portmug.

Port Republic

a backwater suburb 20 minutes outside of Atlantic City. If you’re from here you know how the public school hired a pedo for a choir teacher, and the church defended him. That’s this town’s legacy. Other than that it’s full of parents forgetting to raise their kids, and gossip moms with nothing better to do than ignore their falling marriages. The delinquent kids drove the old hags of Port to complain about anything related to children having a childhood on a facebook page appropriately named Port Gang.
I’m from Port Republic” “where?”
by PortRepublicResident May 8, 2022
mugGet the Port Republicmug.

port-a-pottie

The act of laying on ones back and spreading your legs to allow another to shit, piss or what ever into your holes/s (depending on gender and preference)
hey cutie, down to try out the port-a-pottie? i want to be filled with more love of yours.
by xd CeeJay October 7, 2018
mugGet the port-a-pottiemug.

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