prison port

"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
Cover your prison port around this guy. He likes the pretty boys.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
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fudge port

butthole, rectum, anus, asshole
Spread your ass cheeks when you take a shit so the area around your fudge port doesn't get smeared up.
by picklepee7120 April 18, 2024
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Port O’ Connor

N: A small, cracked-out vacation town where you get up at 4:30am, load up to go flats fishing, pray that you catch a big trout, get stuck trying to run the boat in too shallow water, wait for either the tide to rise or someone else to help in return for beer. Eventually, you will probably end up eating dinner at the same place and ending up at the bar until 1am… and repeat.
Person 1: We should go fishing and drinking
Person 2: I know just the place, we should go to Port O’ Connor
Person 1: Aw sweet! We might can even get some cocaine that washed up on the beach!
by whatamidoingwiththis February 21, 2022
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DNA Port

Got his DNA Port serviced.
by Jack TN May 12, 2011
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port docking

"Are you up for port docking?"

"No I have diarrhea."
by Psyeraph October 08, 2014
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Port-folded

( noun/adjective) A state of exhaustion that is achieved by obsessively working on your portfolio site.
After tweaking the formatting of my website for the 12 hours straight, I am port-folded.

I'm port-folded from all the edits I had this make this week, let's grab a beer!
by ungrammed April 13, 2022
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Port Washington

A part of Long Island sorta close to NYC. Train station is central for anyone drunk bar-goers and some other questionable people.It's whatever, people say it's a shit hole but it's average. Elementary schools are nice, the middle school is trash, high school is the best out of them all. All the rich people like in Sand Points, people like some executive or creator of Arizona, Johnny Winter, Adam Sandler, (oof) Chris Rock, and probably some other people. Manorhaven is a fucking trainwreck because of the fact it's the country's most densely populated village. If you're going to Main Street near Weber GOD FORBID you go at 3-4 on a Friday. Your car with be swallowed by pre-pubscent children watching David Dobrik and Shane Dawson. All I have to say about Port, *mostly Manorhaven* Godspeed.
yo Port Washington is trash
no
yo Port Washington's middle school is bad
yes
by bigboyjess July 11, 2018
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