Poor little JAP

Poor little Jewish American Princess. The kind of person that whines about being marginalized by people she always had more money than.

The Poor little JAP was always the first to whine about life being unfair or unjust to her, or about how her bullshit problems were worse than everyone else's.

by The Original Agahnim June 20, 2021

Poor-balance beam

Any object a drunk person must use to maintain balance such as a light pole or fire hydrant

Joe often uses the street light outside of the bar as his poor-balance beam after a few too many

by f4nt4st1c1234 October 13, 2008

poor man's chrome

Mazda cars, as opposed to much more expensive cars like Lamborghini, Maserati, etc.

Don't talk to Eddie about Maserati. He can only afford poor man's chrome.

by pentozali July 15, 2009

Poor sweet bug

This is a term used when a bug that is in distress is sweet

Stop putting sand on that poor sweet bug.

by Lukey May 23, 2003

poor girl's canopy bed

The canopy is made of the dust ruffle with the flat middle fabric cut off; then it's thumbtacked to the ceiling, creating the look of a canopy bed!

I have a poor girl's canopy bed & I really love it! It makes me feel like a Princess!

by Starchylde May 21, 2016

poor waif in his underwear

A person who blows their cover as a Kremlin propagandist.

“Seymour Hersh was a poor waif in his underwear when quoting his source, a supposed “anonymous US official”, who used the russian idiom “waif in his underwear”, which until then was not used in English.”

by atomicapproach July 28, 2023

poor people pay the most

The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.

The#1 law of finances. The Donald always pays less than Mark the welder for everything. Rich people always pay less than poor people
#1 unwritten law of finances.
Fat cat's pay less or are compted just so a product or service can claim they have served the upper etchilon.. or poor people pay the most.

by Sick and tired of FAT CATS July 5, 2017