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im not playing anymore

when you are wrong and dont want to make yourself look a bigger cunt than you are
oh dear i fucked up again im not playing anymore
by ohhhhhhhhhh dear March 16, 2010
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playing poker

Euphamism for a circle jerk used as a cover by geeks who are bored with jacking off alone and start jacking each other off.
Chad: Whatcha up to tonight?
Peter: Just hangin with the boys and playing poker.
by Jackson 5 September 1, 2006
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playing around

Toying with a girl but not actually having feelings for her
I'm just playing around with her just trying to get some.
by Life love September 15, 2015
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playing her hot and cold

Technique where you break up the night in two stage first all over her with compliments and touching then a transition to ignoring her and talking to other girls. By the end of the night she will be begging for it.
Dude, I was playing her hot and cold last night by the end of the night she was begging for the dick.
by The Man1 March 3, 2008
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Playing Possum

When your traveling with a group of guys, all sharing a room. Only a couple of the guys are able to bring home some drunken hotties. When they get back to the room, the rest of the guys "play possum" and pretend to be asleep. When the girls are naked and getting in to it, the possum's come to life!!
"Six of us were down in Miami and Bob and Jim brought home these drunk girls. We were playing possum for about 20 minutes, but the possums woke up and got in on the action"
by Jason Bates February 6, 2009
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playing with sharks

used to describe a person who is crazy to the point of putting themselves in obvious harm's way for no reason. See also fucking with cobras
The cops were just about to let Ryan off with a warning before he made that crack about smelling bacon. That boy's playing with sharks.
by Michael T. Biffins October 24, 2006
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playing jack and the beanstalk

stimulating an erect penis until it reaches climax/cums

can be a hand job or masturbation/jerking off
jack slid up and down the bean stalk until there were clouds in the sky and the beanstalk fell limply to the ground <--playing jack and the beanstalk
by jojo548 December 16, 2008
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