Pussy-Pirate

Someone who goes around having sex with females to steal their virginity.

I've heard of rape but being a pussy-pirate, I wonder how many girl's virginities he has taken.

by Malcavious Xero August 12, 2006

pirate shipwreck

Give your girlfrind a angry pirate in the shower then while shes hopping on one leg push her over. Then point and laugh.

Lafonda broke her hip because I gave her a pirate shipwreck.

by Scumbag 2 April 28, 2006

Virginity Pirate

Someone who seeks out all of the virgins around them and plunders their booty.

Woman 1: I really like that guy, I think I might sleep with him.
Woman 2: Be careful, I hear he is a virginity pirate.

by melsmore May 31, 2010

Dirty Jewish Pirate

When you are recieving head, pull out and squirt her in the eye. Then kick her in the shin. When she's hobbling around with one eye, you steal her purse and run.

I banged a highclass callgirl and made money in the deal, I gave her a Dirty Jewish Pirate.

by Captain Slappy August 1, 2008

Pirate

1) One who freely and illegally downloads software, music, movies, or any other form of copyrighted data.

2) The act of downloading this stuff.

ARRR! ME SCALLIES! I JUST PIRATED ME A COPY OF ALESTORM'S NEW ALBUM!

by Yer da =] June 10, 2009

Pirates

Better than ninjas

Pirates kick ass

by Anticitizen Two February 17, 2009

one legged pirate

when giving someone anal you proceed to step/break her ankle, this causes her to limp or hop on one leg. next, you shoot a "mighty,mighty" load into one of her eyes. this in turn causes her to cover an eye making her a one legged pirate.

My bitchy girlfriend wouldn't take my package the right way, so i made her uglier than she already is with the one legged pirate.

by poontang inc. March 21, 2003