Pitch and Miss

A term used to describe the result of a useless salesman.

joe: did suicidal george sell his 3pm lead.
luke: did he fuck, pitch and miss, george couldn't close his mothers coffin.
joe: re-ap it and send in the swan.

by mrchinchang October 6, 2011

Pitch Count

A euphemism used to measure levels of drunkenness. Taken from baseball.

Low pitch count: buzzed, can continue to imbibe for a long time.
High pitch count: smashed, high risk of being pulled from the game.

There are 8 stops on this bar crawl so I can't let my pitch count get too high early on.

by AgileSloth July 9, 2012

pitch eye

To keep a keen eye on, to watch very closely.

You better keep a pitch eye on him. He's inching toward the door.

by J'doe March 27, 2015

pitched slapped

When you get slapped so hard by the sick beat

Omg She just pitched slapped me with her tonsils

by fuban June 19, 2015

pitch a dick

Verb; To react (or overreact) in an ungraceful and panicked manner to an unexpected occurrence, much as one would if a dismembered dick was dropped into their hand without warning.

"The second I saw all those bears, I pitched a dick right out of there."
"Pitch a dick, lads! It's the police!"

by MajorKade December 9, 2015

pioche

To shave or be shaved to the point of being bald in quebec slang.

"Ce raser à pioche"

by dr.v1997 September 21, 2016

pitchin' a hissy

Maritime Canadian term for "snit", "fit, "strop", etc... Variation of "hissy fit."

"Look sideways at 'er and she'll start pitchin' a hissy..."

"Seamus had to work late. Buddy, but did he pitch a hissy..."

"The club didn't carry Crystal Head. She pitched such a hissy..."

by Maritime Girl June 24, 2016