Holiday Package Anxiety

Freaking-out over that special online purchase that's supposed to be delivered before Christmas.

Husband: Why are you so on the edge this week? And what's up with the rash on your arms?

Wife: I'm waiting for Suzy's Christmas Gift to be delivered. I think I have HPA - Holiday Package Anxiety. According to Fed Ex, it's been in Philadelphia for 4 days. I knew I should have purchased her gift on Black Friday!

by Mike Misquez December 23, 2011

Packaderm

1. One who leads a herd of blindless cowardly bastard followers; or who has a mass so great that they have their own orbit and forces others to encompass his/hers permimiter.
2. One who jacks off in the shower with his own "Mr. Slave" while eating cake, which has been cummed on.
3.One who can survive on extreme cold conditions due to the amass of body fat.

That packaderm must be stopped, his oppresive fat ruling will be ended!

The packaderm, Ryan cannot hold up more longer! But we need more arrows!

by Leeum September 27, 2007

Pickaxe

A tool used to fucking mine damn useless rocks. A pickaxe can fucking kill a bitch. You can hit dogs with a pickaxe and fucking kill their ass. Pickaxe rhymes with dick. You can stick a pickaxe up a ass and call it a dick. Your gay ass fuck little brother can suck the pickaxe. You can fuck up anything you want. Bust a capybara’s coochie? Use a pickaxe. Do illegal as fuck surgery on a bitch dog when it’s not sleeping? Use a pickaxe. Fuck up a annoying bitches ass? Use a pickaxe.

I used my pickaxe to take out a dogs heart while it was barking at me.

by FAUBCOK February 10, 2022

my package needs a stimulus

give me some attention ahorita

girl i am tired of just 1st base, my package needs a stimulus.

by BPB 562 February 15, 2009

Package Pinch

When a person sits and pinches their balls and/or penis between their ass-cheeks and the object of which they are sitting on due to an excessive amount of seamen accumulated in their testicles.

Dude, I just got a package pinch and it stings.

by Danimal 32 January 1, 2008

packafranks

1.The rolls on the back of a fat bald mans neck.

Man you could feed a little league team with that guys packafranks.

by rodosboy September 25, 2008

piça

Slang for cock in Brazilian/Portuguese. A lot of them use that when they can't think of a good comeback when in an argument.

Guy1: Falhaste o teste porque és burro! (You failed the test because you're dumb!)
Guy2: Ai sim? Então chupa a minha piça! ( Oh yeah? Then suck my cock!)

by A Silly Gentleman February 17, 2015