the reason men go to war. they fight over whos dick is bigger. no duh nuclear weapons are shaped like em
by hannah January 17, 2004
Get the penismug. *discorvery channel* "which one is sara? all the lions seem to look alike!" cried Simba
"just follow your penis!" said Scar
"just follow your penis!" said Scar
by mystikal_echo April 30, 2006
Get the penismug. A penis is a man's representation of his sheer power. It has many uses, but it is mainly used for urinating and fucking pussies. It has the ability to propel a huge load of cum a great distance. Men enjoy putting their cocks in girls' pussies, asses, or mouth; they also enjoy fondling it themselves.
Dick's huge penis pressed up against Jane's warm pussy. They started to make out until Jane's pussy was soaked. Dick then began to move his monster cock in and out of Jane's pussy, getting faster with each stroke. Soon enough, Dick's penis was moving faster than a piston in a racecar engine, and Jane began to moan with sheer ecastasy. Right after Jane orgasmed, time slowed to a near crawl. Everything became a blur. Then, a huge, powerful explosion erupted from Dick's cock, sending quarts of warm creamy love juice into Jane's pussy. Jane then went on to suck Dick's cock, which caused Dick to dump another load of jizz all over her face.
by monstercock2023 December 14, 2009
Get the Penismug. the leading appendage of the male species....see also: One Eyed Snake, Maker of the Love Mayonaise, and Love Stick.
by Kat November 29, 2003
Get the Penismug. The third leg in males that causes females to become saturated in sweet nectar, causing the best women to burst the sweet nectar all over the third leg. Followed by some men drinking the sweet nectar from the heavenly being.
The one-eyed monster men continue to increase in length, girth, and longevity in the erect and placcid phase.
The third pinky some men kill themselves over and live a miserable life because of.
The overwhelmingly cause of light colored round eyed men's success unless they are dark peoples mostly African, Middle Eastern, Native American who live with humongous third legs all their life but are happy living in tribes in the jungle or desert.
The light-skinned round eyed tall men prefer to use their humongous one-eyed life giver's to enjoy life in a lap of luxury, invention, creation, and evolution.
The unknown reason why Asian peoples are becoming so successful when they are known to carry third pinkies between their legs.
The one-eyed monster men continue to increase in length, girth, and longevity in the erect and placcid phase.
The third pinky some men kill themselves over and live a miserable life because of.
The overwhelmingly cause of light colored round eyed men's success unless they are dark peoples mostly African, Middle Eastern, Native American who live with humongous third legs all their life but are happy living in tribes in the jungle or desert.
The light-skinned round eyed tall men prefer to use their humongous one-eyed life giver's to enjoy life in a lap of luxury, invention, creation, and evolution.
The unknown reason why Asian peoples are becoming so successful when they are known to carry third pinkies between their legs.
If those Africans, Native Americans, Middle Eastern people have such big life givers why are they not more successful in their home lands. The exception must be the one's who live in America or Europe. (Concerned Light-Skinned Large Penis Male)
That mans penis made me squirt all night, once he started squirting I swallowed it all. (Penis loving Blonde Super-model)
I love to deep throat 12 inch life givers and swallow all the sweet filling (Penis loving Brazilian super-model)
Why my penis so small but I build great nations and am bery interectual. (concerned Asian man)
That mans penis made me squirt all night, once he started squirting I swallowed it all. (Penis loving Blonde Super-model)
I love to deep throat 12 inch life givers and swallow all the sweet filling (Penis loving Brazilian super-model)
Why my penis so small but I build great nations and am bery interectual. (concerned Asian man)
by Ramon S. January 22, 2007
Get the penismug. Long, shaft-like, love-making tool just right for sticking into a girl's ass, vagina, or mouth, whichever you prefer
by Doobie June 2, 2003
Get the penismug. the penis is often used for pleasure of the sex mate.(hopefully a girl). The penis iis not always used for sexual intercourse. It can also be rubbed or stroked for a certain period of time and then it will shoot white stuff known as cum, jizz, or jizzy fizz. The female can also rub it for you to make it come even faster. The penis can basically be shoved in any hole of the female or male body. Most men enjoy the blow job or the vagina sex. You can also do some anal which i assure you will not get the female pregnant.
I shoved my 12 inch penis up my girlfriends vagina and got her pregnant.
I put the condom on my penis
My sister rapidly stroked my penis
I put the condom on my penis
My sister rapidly stroked my penis
by chad282828 March 25, 2007
Get the penismug.