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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
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Chocolate pain

The after effect of eating a curry or spicy Indian dish.
Person 1:Dude, you ok in there?
Person 2:Hell no, getting a bad case of chocolate pain in here
by Christato March 11, 2012
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Kane the Pain

"My XR6 Typhoon has 650bhp and will beat your 440ci bigblock Charger"........mate don't be a Kane the pain.
by Pattoson November 18, 2022
mugGet the Kane the Painmug.

pain-waller

when you deliver a great amount of pain to someone that is truly asking for it.
the kids on the bus were bullying jimmy and knew he would get in trouble if the bus driver saw him beat them up. so, after the kids got off the bus jimmy gave the bullies a pain-waller they'd never forget.
by ericjason April 26, 2011
mugGet the pain-wallermug.

Dummy Pain

When you act dumb in response to pain.
Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”
by TheCulture January 4, 2019
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Flood Of Pain

POURING DOWN ON ME
AND IT WILL NOT LET UP UNTIL THE END IS HERE
UNTIL IT FINDS MY DREAMS HAVE DISAPPEARED
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'ARGH FECK WHY '
'AND IT WILL COME LIKE A FLOOD OF PAIN'
by TheDNAofthesoul October 5, 2022
mugGet the Flood Of Painmug.

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
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