Pedophile

A person who likes it young and tigth.

michael Jackson is a pedophile, he likes them young.

by JewsMustDie November 5, 2017

Pedophilia

When old people have sex with young dead people

Mix between pedophile and necrophilia

Did you hear what my grandpa did to my dead daughter? That’s pedophilia right there

by Pedophilia May 29, 2019

peadophilia

What yoan frequently indulges in.

yoan has been caught engaging in peadophilia once again.

by Yoan February 1, 2003

Predophile

Molestation of the word Derp so much that it is considered rape, and during the rape, you blew Derp's mind backwards, causing the backwards spelling of the word.

Kyle says Derp so much, he is considered a predophile.

by wolfie1025 October 17, 2009

Pedophile apologist

Someone who calls people names then uses urban dictionary to prove their point.

L-ara was a pedophile apologist because she has google and searched for a word.....

by Blobbery B September 24, 2018

paedophilemma

When someone is unsure whether or not they should get with a girl or guy who is just under the legal age of consent, usually 15 or 17. Judging between the girl and potential allegations of statutory rape or being socially outcast as a result of the act.

Guy 1: Hey, that girl is hot!

Guy 2: Yeah but she's only 15, you sure you wanna go for that?

Guy 1: Oh right, not sure then...

Guy 2: Ah, classic case of paedophilemma!

by mafooryanoo May 21, 2011

peadophileinaplayground

very hot and sweaty, and slightly aroused

im sweating like a peadophileinaplayground

by kingsandqueens July 9, 2010