cat pumper

aiden pumps the fuck out of his cat

Aiden you're a cat pumper

by Dunfy Young Team October 20, 2025

Smugar pumps

Common slang for extremely large boobs recently used as catcall an evolution to sugar tits
Pronounced Smugar sugar with an M
ˈSHMo͝oɡər pəmp

“HOLY SHIT LOOK AT HER SMUGAR PUMPS”

“Hey smugar pumps”

by Smugar November 29, 2025

English Pumpernickel Pounder

When you strap down one of your friends, cover him him in beans, sausage, bacon, eggs, black pudding and generally things in a full English breakfast. Then flip him over to pour tea down his anus. Finally, you fist him till he arrives.

"I could go a for an English Pumpernickel Pounder from Corey"

by Arlibarli January 5, 2026

Jerking-Off Pumped

When something is so exciting, so completely enthralling that you are nearly dying of the anticipation. In fact, the excitement is so great that it is equivalent to the feeling of jerking off. As such, you are completely pumped by the idea of doing something on par with masturbating.

Bill-"Wait, we're killing a 30 case right after the concert featuring our favorite band of all time!?"

Frank-"Hell yeah man get excited!"

Bill-"That's gonna be the best day ever! I'm Jerking-Off Pumped about the whole situation!"

Frank-"You read my mind!"

by mythicaldancer April 7, 2011

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III

The father of the great gibby pumpernickel

Thaddeus von pumpernickel III really on that BULL this time

by Gibby mop pumpernickel November 17, 2019

Honduran Well Pumper

One participant assumes a “pile driver” position so that the genital area faces up. The other participant inserts their fist into his or her rectum and “pumps” up and down while the other urinates, therefore drawing “well water” .

Jose couldn’t walk right for a while after receiving a Honduran Well Pumper

by Fistertwice July 21, 2020

BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES

“BID D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES” is a verb used to describe when something or someone is doing something extraordinary.

“Damn look at Vividia’s damage on this boss, he’s such a BIG D PROT PUMPER YESYESYES”

by Mr sneakysnek July 4, 2022