Gym poser

People in the gym that think they're in great shape striking poses constantly in the mirror and or for selfie pictures. What's funny is when you try not to laugh when you witness them doing this.

Dammit, that gym poser messed up my set because he made me laugh with that posing.

by cpetkunas March 2, 2019

y pose

When you raise your arms at a 45° angle upwards to assert male dominance(Y chromosome).

Kyle: Yo bro he's doing the y pose in front of the girls locker room.
Bruh: Bruh.

by bruhpotmomentol October 8, 2019

Joe Polser

Always walking around like that nigga. He will body you in a roast battle no questions asked in a heart beat. Don't test this guy because he deals drugs in over 8 different countries and always keeps that mf thang on him. But besides that he will shotgun one for the boys every now and then.

Girl: Hey do you know Joe Polser?

Boy: Do not invoke his name here Jessica, fuck.

by Blake Boren October 8, 2019

zoom pause

The silence that occurs on a zoom meeting when someone asks a question, and the online delay makes the responder stop for anywhere between 2-10 seconds before answering.

Creates great awkward tension because the asker doesn’t know if the other person didn’t hear the question or just doesn’t want to answer.

Teacher: Danny, what is 2 + 5?
...
......
..........
Teacher: Danny did y—
Danny: SEVEN
Everyone else: Laughing silently because of the Zoom Pause

by HazMatt2020 December 11, 2020

covid poser

A Covid poser is someone who on the surface seems to be the most committed person to mask wearing, and social distancing and enforcing all the rules. However this is the same person that was shopping at Walmart, going to a friends house for Thanksgiving and is not wearing a mask unless anyone’s watching.

Me: So Mom, I thought you didn’t leave your house for six months? Why are you at Walmart and out to dinner with your friends, no mask in sight? Sounds like a Covid poser to me?
Mom: “No I just did curbside delivery!”
Me: “Right...”

by Funny Moms December 12, 2020

T pose

a pose which is regularly used for NPCs.

Hey bro,i just saw a man T pose,it was crazy

by lashiklo March 18, 2023

Party Caro Pose

A pose which most good looking girls do. The pose is quite synonymous with girls at parties. It involves a girl smiling, showing her teeth, having her arms in a triangular shape on their hips or possibly one hand holding an alcoholic beverage while the other is in a triangular shape on their hip. Next the girl is tilted a bit forward to show the impression that she is drunk or having a good time? We are not ourselves why?

Guy 1: Hey look shes posing again.
Guy 2: The Party caro Pose?

Guy 1: yeahhhh, mannn those are annoying

by guy1389 November 17, 2010