"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
"Prison port" refers to the anal canal, penetrated during sexual activity by inmates serving time in prison. "Port" is used because inserting the penis into the anal canal is similar to inserting a headphone jack, USB connector, or some other data access interface into the port of a computer.
by Ehnea Mehk April 14, 2024
Mr. C: What's Johnny do? Last I heard, he was the CEO of a Company.
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
Mr. D: Haven't you heard?
Mr. G: I haven't heard, what happened?
Mr. D: His degrees got revoked. He's port-tending now.
Mr. C: Hey, what's port-tending?
Mr. G: Oh port-tending, he's tending to the port!!
Mr. D: What a noble profession! I have to go the harbor now!!!
by MosesvsJesus February 25, 2024
by Nunya2288 December 16, 2018
A situation or circumstance which has already passed the point of no return; A turning point where decisions can no longer be made; Waiting too long and missing your chance at various opportunities
"She has a new boyfriend its too late man, that boat has left the port"; "Deadlines passed, the boat has left the port there's no way my application will be accepted now"
by TheJuliusPepperwood February 26, 2025
by Brett Cooper is a W June 08, 2024
Trash town in Florida between Jupiter and Port St. Lucie. There’s a total of 5 teeth collectively in the entire town. A lovely place to do meth or catch an std
by Johnny Rage January 12, 2022