pondladylee

A multiple screenname.
An AlterEgo

Doc made the pondladylee scheme popular at SFN

by PourinSomeBeerOnTheCurbForMyDeadHomie February 27, 2003

pondula

A major problem

Teaching President Bush how to speak
proper English would be a pondula.

by Barbara Wolfinger October 6, 2003

Pondducking

acting as if you were a complete idiot.

did you see kevin? spilled his drink all over the place. man he was pondducking hard.

by Saul Taylor May 7, 2008

ponderpurchase

A purchase made after extended deliberation. The opposite of an impulse buy. Usually performed by a male.

Bill: New John Deere there Bob?
Bob: Yeah, just got it today. Have been push mowing this yard for 5 years, thinking about a way to afford the big green machine. Was looking like the ponderpurchase that wasn't going to happen but then old Uncle Frank finally kicked off and sent us a stipend.

by SwatchDog August 14, 2010

Pondeyjohn

A severe disease that can happen to anyone where Ur dick grows to amazing lengths and girth. Very Rare

I have Pondeyjohn I am 12 inches long soft and 6 inches wide soft

by LongTimeSuffererOfPondeyjohn May 31, 2015

ponderpoo

When you go for a shit and contemplate over a certain notion.

I couldn't decide to get on the session and so i went for a ponderpoo.

by duffmeister April 7, 2016

pondergazing

When you're gazing off in an apparent daze while in deep thought (i.e. pondering) about something.

I was pondergazing when someone interrupted me and I forgot what I was thinking about.

by alabaster princess 79 June 26, 2016