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pain management

pain management is most commonly associated with the steps you take after you've been kicked in the nuts.

Lately scientist have identified the chemical reaction in your brain, aka brain betrayal that distorts your cognitive ability to make proper decisions after you fall in love.

Scientist have concluded the chemical reaction as pure

BULL-SHIT and that in fact it's a willingness to sign up for different levels of pain management brought on by brain betrayal.
Doug:

Dad, I just told Jay that I fell in love with Katie and he said I was full of shit and that I've just signed up for pain management.

Dad:
Son, you are a jackass, Jay is right. You are in full brain betrayal.
by Cumbersnatched November 11, 2019
mugGet the pain managementmug.

Dummy Pain

When you act dumb in response to pain.
Hey you’ve been talking nonsense all day, are you having dummy pains again?”
by TheCulture January 4, 2019
mugGet the Dummy Painmug.

Pain Juice

Any Vodka combined with a Natural Light or similar watered down beer. It derives it’s name from it’s ability to fuck you up in the most disgutsting of manners.
Max: is that pain juice

James: I don’t care if it tastes like shit it if it gets me fucked up
Bradley: mad respect
by TheWholeDamnLoaf November 17, 2018
mugGet the Pain Juicemug.

pain-waller

when you deliver a great amount of pain to someone that is truly asking for it.
the kids on the bus were bullying jimmy and knew he would get in trouble if the bus driver saw him beat them up. so, after the kids got off the bus jimmy gave the bullies a pain-waller they'd never forget.
by ericjason April 26, 2011
mugGet the pain-wallermug.

Pumpkin pain

When a Halloween decoration attacks you.
Help! The lantern fell off! I'm in pumpkin pain!
by Raven_CD September 1, 2022
mugGet the Pumpkin painmug.

Pain pickle

a bitter or sour attituded person. one who has the sourness and bitterness of that of a dill pickle.
she was being a pain pickle, because of how bitter she was being.
by ElongMusty August 18, 2021
mugGet the Pain picklemug.

Pain Brain

Pain Brain is when you feel like a bug at the bottom of a shower...not quite dead, not quite alive, but definitely fucking suffering.
"Sorry if I seem off today, i have a serious case of pain brain."
by interwebification June 23, 2021
mugGet the Pain Brainmug.

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