lazy turd

Noun: A turd that is flattish and in-between being diarrhea and the perfect turd.

A person who is way lazier than a couch potato.

Sorry, I can't talk to you right now, my cat just took a lazy turd on my wife and now she wants me to abandon him.

GET YOUR STUPID FUCKING ASS OFFA MY GODDAMN COUCH YOU DUMD ASS LAZY TURD!

by Victoria is cool B] January 25, 2022

Lazy Doodle

When you want to have sexual intercourse, but you are too tired for any foreplay or any unnecessary movement.

Babe I am tired, but I still want you. Let's do the Lazy Doodle

by Jaybay1312 December 24, 2014

lazy lion

Where you cross one leg over the other with your testicles hanging in between.

Wow Chris you look comfortable, might want some shorts on though hanging like a lazy lion.

by Euky July 6, 2018

lazy vagina

a vagina that lacks initiative

a lazy vagina is a vagina that misses the toilet an doesn't clean up

by Lord nice pants November 13, 2013

lazy-boy

A sexual act where the guy sits on the toilet while takin a shit, leans back, and has a girl ride him on top.

That bitch was so horny she gave me a lazy-boy in the planned parenthood bathroom.

by JTDeadmoney December 31, 2007

lazy salamander

A sexual position in which the female lays face down close to a body of water while the man mounts from above and wiggles his legs in the water violently.

"I gave Sally a lazy salamander last night... my toes got pruney."

by Beachnut32 February 17, 2008

lazy keto

Lazy Keto is used to describe someone who is attempting to lose weight without exercise, solely by following a low-carb / high-fat diet.

Leigh doesn't work out. She does lazy keto.

by The Keto Doctor August 8, 2017