cold turtle

Personal interaction that causes male genitalia to retreat as in jumping into an ice-cold pool.

When she told me she only liked donkey-dick, I quickly went cold turtle!

by Bald Ginger May 12, 2014

Cold face

Facial expression that shows mixture of resentment and disappointment.

Why you give me cold face when I'm half hour late??!

by Rocky888 July 13, 2018

Cold spaghetti

The opposite of Spaghetti-meatballs.

A person that is cold spaghetti is unattractive.

Wow that guy was totally cold spaghetti

by imspaghetti December 15, 2018

Yorkshire cold

A particularly persistent northern STD

Mate, just back from a massive stag do in Donny, caught a proper Yorkshire cold from one lass.

by English Rasputin September 26, 2023

pig cold

a standard cold or illness caught around the time of the swine flu epidemic. named as such due to the moment anyone claims to be unwell during this period they are instantly told they must have swine flu.

dave: james was coughing yesterday, we all thought it was swine flu, apparently he is better now, must have just been pig cold.

by Danny Hardcore July 28, 2009

Luke-cold

You know that moment where you realize that you left your hot chocolate on the counter in the kitchen? Then... you jump up, sprint over, and pick it up. Then you take a sip and it’s kinda cold. Well...that’s luke-cold. #lukecoldisaword

“Shit! My hot chocolate is luke-cold!”

by Lukecoldisaword November 1, 2020

cold marinara

This is the term used for someone or something that has no use or purpose and is altogether sickening. This term can also be used to describe someone who is overly dramatic.

Anna- Locking me in the basement is crude, rude, and disrespectful!

Jordan- Please, Anna. You are nothing but cold marinara sauce.

by khaki joe July 8, 2009