Nathan

A faggot who has no friends and has the smallest penis In the world. His hairline is fucked and he ruins everyone's day. All he does is snake ppl and call the cops.

Nathan: Guys stop talking shit imma call the cops!

by HairyPenissssssss March 14, 2017

Nathan

Nathan is such a great guy, he often enjoys pleasuring himself to pictures of his friends sisters and sometimes even their parents. He has a lot of really attractive kids he babysits and likes doing things involving the butt.

Nathan is a guy who might seem Asian at first however upon closer inspection may prove to have one of the lowest IQ scores in the world. Although he is Asian the ladies love him.

Nathan is notorious for having sick flow and gets all the "b*tches" because they all love him. He is the kind of guy who has the nudes of all the girls in the school but is nice enough not to show anyone.

Everyone wants to be Nathan, and if you're not Nathan then whats the point?

"Who would win in a fight? Nathan or Chuck Norris?"
"Nathan"

I just want to be Nathan

by Big Dic(tionary) June 6, 2014

Nathan

A stupid motherfu*ker who only has time to fap on his faptop.

Nathan: "I'm just going to wack out my faptop and wack one out"

by JJ16 February 19, 2015

Nathan

A handicapped stoner. Loves hitting on ladies. Doesn't matter if they are 600 pounds. Usually Nathan's have brown dicks. When you see a Nathan, try not to laugh when you see him limping. Nathan's are very sensitive. Most of them haven't had sex in a very long time.

Look over there! It's Nathan on his scooter!

by Babe93 June 22, 2014

Nathan

Usually a small little boy who finds dogs and cats delectable. He often hits a small white ball around his lawn with a stick.

Nathan hit the ball with a stick as he ate his chihuahuakabob.

by DaYahoo July 14, 2015

Nathan

Is fucking gay.

Hey do you know who is gay? Nathan.

by Ya Boi Ross The Boss May 5, 2019

Nathan

He's usually a faggot that touches him self a lot, doesn't have a lot of friends , he's not very athletic either. He usually has a small penis too. He's a gamer that's very rude.

Nathan is such an asshole.

by 11173736474847 your October 5, 2016