Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry

Is it a dog? is it a platypus? No it's Perry

"Every Perry is not a platypus but all platypuses are Perry " - Philosopher Doofenshmirtz

by Gagal Gang April 19, 2023

You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus

Reserved For Only The Most Clowniest Of Clowns.

Person 1: *Says Something Stupid*
Person 2: What The Fuck?
Person 3: You Are Not A Clown, You Are The Entire Circus
Person 4: I Exist? I EXIST!!!!

by fwefff May 4, 2023

He thinks covid was not a big deal

This is more implicit false dichotomy framing.

Mas Sirrah "He thinks covid was not a big deal"

Hym "This ☝️ is a trap. He's trying to frame it as though it either WAS or WAS NOT 'a big deal' (which is this amorphous and subjective phrase). How 'big of a deal' it was would exist on a gradient and the REAL question is 'Was it a big enough deal to shut down the country and destroy the economy for years to come and does it mean that we should set a precedent where people are expected to cede authority over their bodily autonomy to the state?'and the ANSWER is no. All of the data suggested that the answer was 'No' BEFORE we shut the country down and AFTER we opened everything back up it was revealed that IT WASN'T a good idea to do that. The conservative media reported this in real time and they were CORRECT. Also, if the vaccine works, the people who take it are fine and the people who don't SHOULD BE adequate informed of the risks and have made their own decision."

Mas Sirrah "This is why people shouldn't listen to you!"

Hym "You're not the savior, Sam-Er, Mas! I know mommy told you that Jewish women are little Jesus factories but nobody needs you to save them and they die either way. You're being told to go fuck yourself, Jew. No I will not take a vaccine if I don't fucking feel like it. If you force me, I will manually kill the people I WOULD HAVE killed by not taking the vaccine. Get the fuck right out of here."

by Hym Iam August 16, 2023

I'm not a therapist

the nicest excuse to make when you don't care how you feel.

"I'm not a therapist" is not a helpful response to the person you're saying it to. They know you are not a therapist, but at the same time, it doesn't take one to validate their feelings. It only takes 2-3 minutes.

by Teslarossa August 29, 2023

this is not a word.

this? it's not a word.

' "wiffble?" this is not a word.'

by the dumber one August 29, 2023

You’re not a mathematicia

What you say to someone when they try to inturrupt your conversation that doesn’t involve them

Girl: So, what did you think?
Guy: I liked the movie, I thought it was-
Random Person: WELL I THOUGHT-
Girl: You’re not a mathematician, don’t add to this conversation!

by Basilboy64 October 10, 2023

A man is not a plan

A man is not a plan — On Thursday February 15th 2024, Fani Willis electrified the non-Black world with the Black Cultural Maxim: A man is not a plan. Taught by her stern southern father she was taught to be a strong independent woman who could take care of herself. Pops gave her the following instructions that would help to prevent a Trump-like pussy grab. 1) if you go out in a date have $200.00 with you so that if a man decides to act up; then you can go wherever you want to go. 2) Keep six months of living expenses in cash on hand at all times in safes and lock boxes to buttress against unforeseen misfortune. 3) Pay your own way. A man who pays is a man who expects to be laid. 4) Speak up for yourself. Any strong independent woman will tell you that this is a good strategy for self-protection. As Fani said, the only man who ever paid her way is her father.

You go girl, YOU GO!!!!!!!

Girrrrrrrrrrrrl, I got my own house, my own car, and my own money; a man is a companion — A man is not a plan!!!

by Mind Hunter the Profiler February 15, 2024