the musket

a sexual act where the male shits on his partners asshole while he/she has their ass in the air. the male then packs the shit into the asshole such as you would gunpowder in the barrel of a musket. the receiving partner then power shits it out like a musket.

Dik gives his dog the musket every night.

by Evan, Marshall, and Andy February 6, 2008

musher

a patented move of external vaginal manipulation that invariably results in chicks really digging Cooter and Lumpy

"once Cooter gave her the musher, she was begging him for butt sex"

by Lumpy February 11, 2004

mucker

One how indulges in methamphetamines.

A person who does wordmuck/word

The mucker was upset when he ran out of speed.

by Moji JoMama August 23, 2003

Post Midnight Muser

Any of the 10 crazy fans (Katie, Cathryn, Alana, Cal, John, Kent, Jen, Nick, Nicole, & Zina) who stayed after the Strand gig on April 16th, 2004 until well past three in the morning. They chatted it up with Dom and Chris, almost made it into the club with aforementioned, sat near the tires to stay warm, and were served coffee (with *sugarcubes), Hershey's kisses, and crisps by the infamous Tom Kirk. May they never forget the ties that bind them.

Oi! Tom! Remember me? I'm one of that crazy lot that wouldn't leave after Providence! I'm a Post Midnight Muser!

by Istya June 28, 2004

Three musketeer

When three gay guys have an orgasmic butt sex. Usually the last guy jacks off or waits until the other guys are finished before having his turn.

Bob, Rob, and Billy Bob had a three musketeer last night, and I don't mean the candy ;)

by josh frito October 30, 2007

Musket

When you take a dip and then spit the dip spit into someone elses mouth. It is called a musket because of its close relation to the "shotgun" the shotgun is when you blow smoke of any through your hand or any other hollow object into the other persons mouth and they get all your smoke. The musket you dont use your hand, it is just a transfer of dip spit.

She said she had never tried chew, so i gave her a musket. Next thing I knew, we are married with 7 kids.

by CAGP June 22, 2010

Muskrat

What you call the most attractive person in your group of friends. Usually is perfect in every way and everyone is jealous.

"See that girl over there who is so beautiful and smart and perfect?"
"Yeah, she is a definitely a muskrat, dude!"
"AGREED!"

by klasjdhladksjhfaldk December 14, 2013