mushroom dick

either a circumcised penis, or a non-circumcised penis in which the foreskin is always kept pulled back

I'm so glad I'm not circumcised, that means I get to keep my my foreskin pulled back from the mushroom part of my mushroom dick thus avoiding "dick cheese", then push it back over whenever I want, and STILL not have any fucked-up cosmetic surgery on my cock

by mr mushroom November 13, 2006

mushroom tattoo

To whip someone with the head of your penis leaving a tatoo resembling a mushroom tattoo

andrews wordchode/word gives weird mushroom tattoos

by Tyler February 1, 2003

Mushroom Mic

The male organ often recognized as the penis. Webster didn't know shit so he called it a penis. Can be found in the lower mid regions of the pants on a human who also obtains an adams apple.

Maybe you should speak into the mushroom mic bitch, cause im not listening.

Suck my m&m whore.

by (the) James May 4, 2008

Mushroom bruise

The purple or pink hematoma left by Clint Eastgoode's cock hitting your cheek.

That hit Sandy received last night left a sah-weet mushroom bruise!

by JeepGurl November 3, 2010

mushroom stamp

Getting hit with the shaft of a male leaving an impression on ones forehead.

Shane Graves enjoys mushroom stamping Joey Morrow.

by PArtsBoyLOversXoXoXoXo November 10, 2012

Penile Mushroom

Mushroom givin to one's face, made by a male, slapping his penis on someone else's body, and leaving a mark in the shape of a mushroom.

Mother: Ashley L. A.!! What is that on your face!?
Ashley: John gave me a Penile Mushroom, Mom. I was going to sleep with him, but he slapped me with his dick, so I don't want to anymore.

Mother: Well now at least you might not be as much of a whore.

Ashley: Mom!!! >:(

by GanGanGirl April 11, 2014

mushroom-fetius

An insult in which the mushroom-fetius-E has a baby mushroom in their brain from either too much shrooms or being a hater on via: facebook; twitter; myspace; etc. Against family or friends.

Example: john was telling sally about his trip to his families house and how stupid he thought his cousin was being. And in reply sally said, "your being a total Mushroom-fetius"

john:" i was like all 'dude you don't have to shove all that in your face. Gosh he is so stupid..."
sally: " john, everybody is dumb in a way, but your being a total mushroom-fetius."

by yamazaimoku sisters July 4, 2011